I'm Going To Start Taking Markers Into The Bathroom

[Jim G.]

[secondwind]

1. Lol

[RainCaster]

2. And I thought you were going to write on the walls

[Skittles]

3. seen at an O'Hare bathroom

here I sit, asshole a'flexin'
I just laid a Texan

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. That's where a lot of them originated

That reminds me of a little poem I used to wri..., uh, I mean "see". Yes, I used to see this a lot:

Here I sit
on this cold pooper,
Giving birth to
a new state trooper

They had quite a reputation for being a fundraising arm of the state government. Still do, actually.

[lastlib]

5. from daddy bush days:

"Here I sit,
Wan and pale,
Just gave birth
to a new Dan Quayle."

I'll Update it:
"Here I sit,
Cold and tense,
Just gave birth
to a new Mike Pence."

Or:
"Here I sit,
On the dump,
Just gave birth
to a new Don Trump."

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. those are great!