Late last night store security detained a shoplifting suspect who was accused...

[Enter stage left]

of stealing batteries from the electronics department. They called the police, but when the police arrived the suspect swallowed the evidence.

The Police Captain says he'll be charged by morning.

[Anon-C]

1. Not if he lacks the capacity...

...to accept the charges.

[sprinkleeninow]

2. This is fun. Joke sharing. Takes the edge off all the daily crappy news.

[sprinkleeninow]

3. If the initial charge doesn't hold, will he be rechargeable? 🤔

[Beartracks]

4. Are they holding him in a D cell or a C cell?

[cstanleytech]

5. I just read that he is going to be charged also with assault and battery.

[cornball 24]

6. They should have called AAA!

[Ron Obvious]

8. Or at least AA

To help if his addiction issues are bigger than AAA are equipped to handle.

[NNadir]

7. An electrifying news item!

[LakeArenal]

9. I'm shocked. 😱