today's Met Gala... top looks

[Demovictory9]

[underpants]

1. I have to do some research on Saweetie

[Tomconroy]

2. There are just a lot better causes for your charity dollars.

[demmiblue]

3. ...

[3catwoman3]

4. Why not just go naked with body paint and stick on crystals?

That's some fugly stuff.

And Simone Biles probably doesn't weigh all that much more than her 88 pound dress, which was wearing her rather than vice versa.

[Ocelot II]

5. As the saying goes, I wouldn't go to a dogfight in any of those outfits.

And if I did I wouldn't look any worse than any of those younger, prettier celebrities. If that's "fashion," keep it the hell away from me.

[tanyev]

6. LOL, Kim Kardashian never looked better.

[LAS14]

7. Stop the world! I want to get off!!! nt