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Tue Sep 14, 2021, 12:22 PM

I'm an atheist, a vegan, and I don't watch TV.

I don't normally mention any of these circumstances, but I've seen so many hilarious jokes lately that suggest, "don't worry - they'll tell you" I figured I'd be doing a little public service announcement.



Thanks, everyone, for making my life richer.

Harker

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Reply I'm an atheist, a vegan, and I don't watch TV. (Original post)
Harker Sep 2021 OP
dsweet Sep 2021 #1
Harker Sep 2021 #7
KT2000 Sep 2021 #2
Harker Sep 2021 #8
DBoon Sep 2021 #3
Harker Sep 2021 #6
NightWatcher Sep 2021 #4
Harker Sep 2021 #5
Ocelot II Sep 2021 #9
Harker Sep 2021 #10
panader0 Sep 2021 #11
Harker Sep 2021 #12

Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 01:32 PM

1. But are you a crossfitter?

That's the real question.

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Response to dsweet (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 04:01 PM

7. I'm a nofitter.

My wife admires my breasts.

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Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 01:55 PM

2. Trifecta!!

Congrats

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Response to KT2000 (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 04:02 PM

8. I suppose there might be a few I'm missing...

I suppose they'll crop up eventually.

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Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 01:58 PM

3. When did you last walk into a bar?

And what was the punchline when you did?

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Response to DBoon (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 04:00 PM

6. Not too far back...

and the punchline was my favorite - "What is this... some kind of a joke?"

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Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 02:12 PM

4. I bet you're not a marathoner.

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 03:59 PM

5. Safe bet.

I only run if I absolutely have to, and it's not pretty.

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Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 04:26 PM

9. At least you're not a cyclist.

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #9)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 05:00 PM

10. Maybe I will be again...

when it's time for my second tricycle.

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Response to Harker (Original post)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 06:20 PM

11. Well, I'm an atheist. Hey, one out of three ain't bad.

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Response to panader0 (Reply #11)

Tue Sep 14, 2021, 06:38 PM

12. Damn right! n/t

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