I'm an atheist, a vegan, and I don't watch TV.

[Harker]

I don't normally mention any of these circumstances, but I've seen so many hilarious jokes lately that suggest, "don't worry - they'll tell you" I figured I'd be doing a little public service announcement.



Thanks, everyone, for making my life richer.

Harker

[dsweet]

1. But are you a crossfitter?

That's the real question.

[Harker]

7. I'm a nofitter.

My wife admires my breasts.

[KT2000]

2. Trifecta!!

Congrats

[Harker]

8. I suppose there might be a few I'm missing...

I suppose they'll crop up eventually.

[DBoon]

3. When did you last walk into a bar?

And what was the punchline when you did?

[Harker]

6. Not too far back...

and the punchline was my favorite - "What is this... some kind of a joke?"

[NightWatcher]

4. I bet you're not a marathoner.

[Harker]

5. Safe bet.

I only run if I absolutely have to, and it's not pretty.

[Ocelot II]

9. At least you're not a cyclist.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=&w=916

[Harker]

10. Maybe I will be again...

when it's time for my second tricycle.

[panader0]

11. Well, I'm an atheist. Hey, one out of three ain't bad.

[Harker]

12. Damn right! n/t