Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 45

[red dog 1]

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(Guesses are always welcome)


1) "Let's go buy a boat!"

2) "I lost my shoe!"

3) "Will you please stop talking about the war?" (answered)

4) "Thank you, Mrs Lupner" (answered)

5) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic!"

6) "I know that you scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High, right Daddy?" (answered)

7) "The trouble with you Yanks is that you are oversexed, overpaid and over here!"

8) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

9) "I've got a tattoo of Moses parting the Red Sea on my butt..wanna' see it?" (answered)

10) "I'm Hargo the Alien!" (answered)

11) "Heck no, we won't go!"

12) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!" (answered)

13) "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, because I was eavesdropping" (answered)

14) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced"

15) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"










More TV show lines from Part 44:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181547481

[surrealAmerican]

1. #4 is Saturday Night Live ...

... from around 1978.

[red dog 1]

9. Ding!

[leftieNanner]

2. I've only got one

#4 is Saturday Night Live. Lisa and Todd.

"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."

[CurtEastPoint]

7. Let's not and say we did!

[red dog 1]

10. One of my favorite SNL sketches

(I miss Gilda)

[Otto_Harper]

3. All I think I know is #3

Which would be from Fawlty Towers

[red dog 1]

11. (German guy) "Will you please stop talking about the war!"

(Basil Fawlty) "You started it"

(German guy) "No I didn't"

(Basil Fawlty) "Yes you did..You invaded Poland!"

[ShazzieB]

76. Basil was right, too!

[Diamond_Dog]

4. #6

Married with Children

[red dog 1]

12. Yes

[Ziggysmom]

5. #9. My Name is Earl?

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Crazy Eyes Donny Jones said that!

[red dog 1]

13. You got it!

[The Wizard]

8. Bang zoom

[red dog 1]

14. The Honeymooners

"To the moon, Alice!"

[red dog 1]

15. "Sheech, What a grouch!"

[red dog 1]

16. "And you expect to make enough money in the stock market to take Albright to Cancun?"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

17. Is number 12 3rd Rock from the Sun?

[red dog 1]

18. Yes it is!

[red dog 1]

19. "When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you two are still old!"

[Angleae]

20. I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. Newhart

[Angleae]

22. Correct

[red dog 1]

23. "I don't want to hear the term 'Metrosexual' ever used in this house again!"

[Totally Tunsie]

24. I'm thinking #13 is either King of Queens or Golden Girls...

will take a shot at KOQ.

[red dog 1]

25. King of Queens is correct

(Arthur Spooner)

[red dog 1]

26. "The guy was an interior decorator!"

[Angleae]

27. It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.

[red dog 1]

28. "She's a low-talker"

[Mad_Dem_X]

30. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

33. Of course!

[red dog 1]

29. "See, you simply put the Arthur Head screwdriver into the corresponding 'A' hole of the screw"

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

35. Another from King of Queens n/t

[red dog 1]

36. Yeah, I probably use quotes from that show too much

(but it's hard not to.....Everything Arthur Spooner says is hilarious!)

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

37. How did that man keep a straight face?

[red dog 1]

38. I know what you mean

He always kept a straight face as Frank Costanza on "Seinfeld" too.

[I loved "Stiller and Meara"]

[Angleae]

31. You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition.

[red dog 1]

34. "Big steps and little 'uns"

(British TV show)

[Angleae]

39. Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?

[red dog 1]

42. Mash?

[Angleae]

44. Correct

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

40. 10 is 3rd Rock from the Sun

[red dog 1]

41. Ding!

[red dog 1]

43. "Oh, I'm just a kid, sir"

[Angleae]

45. Ignatowski's got a father? There goes my spore theory!

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. Taxi?

[Angleae]

47. Yes

[red dog 1]

48. "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty!"

[red dog 1]

49. "No Coke, Pepsi"

[Wolf Frankula]

50. Saturday Night Live

That skit is based on a real place in Chicago, Billy Goat's Tavern, where if you ask for a Coke, they say "No Coke. Pepsi." They have for more than fifty years.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

51. Cool! (I did not know that)

"Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!"

[ShazzieB]

77. "No fries, cheeps!"

[Angleae]

52. Eat your salad before it gets cold.

[red dog 1]

60. Three's Company

[Angleae]

62. Yes

[Totally Tunsie]

53. "Oh yeah? So why didn't they make a horror movie

named Doug?"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

55. King of Queens?

[Totally Tunsie]

56. Absolutely!

Said by Doug to Carrie during one of their many verbal tussles.

[DeeNice]

54. #15 I'm going to guess the Simpsons, but I'm not sure why...

[red dog 1]

58. No, good guess though

Welcome to DU

[VGNonly]

57. "Looks like

a school bus for six year old pimps"

[red dog 1]

59. "Dr. Albright, have I been a perfect ass?"

[red dog 1]

61. "Tommy, I need a ride downtown"

[red dog 1]

63. (Person A) "In Korea, in my village - I'm a little girl - we eat dog!"

(Person B) "Really? You don't eat cats over there, huh?"

(Person A) "The dogs have already eaten the cats!"



F/X TV series)

[Angleae]

64. Get out of my chair, Meathead!

[red dog 1]

65. All in the Family

[Angleae]

67. Correct

[red dog 1]

66. "I dated a chick with three nipples one time - well, I thought it was a nipple,

turns out, it was a boil"

[Angleae]

68. And now, "Veterinarian's Hospital". The continuing storrrrry of a quack who's gone to the dogs.

[red dog 1]

69. "I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids"

[Angleae]

71. Mash?

Brain farted earlier.

[red dog 1]

72. Ding!

[red dog 1]

73. "I have a good mind to baptize you both...in dirty water."

[jmowreader]

75. That's a Father Mulcahy quote

[red dog 1]

78. It is!

[red dog 1]

74. "I always wanted to be an architect"

[red dog 1]

79. "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour!"

[Angleae]

80. Another Mash quote?

Sounds like Hawkeye.

[red dog 1]

83. Ding!

It's from MASH (don't recall who said it)

[Angleae]

81. I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.

[VGNonly]

82. "I've got

crawdads in my pants"