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Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:11 PM

Anyone ever get cut on opening a screw top wine bottle?

No blood, but it's like the paper cut from hell!

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Reply Anyone ever get cut on opening a screw top wine bottle? (Original post)
RFCalifornia Oct 2021 OP
Effete Snob Oct 2021 #1
RFCalifornia Oct 2021 #2
vanlassie Oct 2021 #3
RFCalifornia Oct 2021 #4
Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #5
vanlassie Oct 2021 #6
IcyPeas Oct 2021 #7
RFCalifornia Oct 2021 #8
Aristus Oct 2021 #9
UTUSN Oct 2021 #10
RFCalifornia Oct 2021 #11

Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:12 PM

1. Yeah...

...I never expected the owner of the store would chase me down with a knife like that.

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Response to Effete Snob (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:13 PM

2. LOL

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Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:25 PM

3. I am wincing in sympathy. I bet that hurts!

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Response to vanlassie (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:25 PM

4. Paper cut, all the annoyance, none of the blood

So I guess there's that...

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Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:26 PM

5. Just like the old coffee can with key.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 07:27 PM

6. Arrrrgh!

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Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 08:09 PM

7. I recommend New Skin liquid bandage

This is the best stuff for cuts... especially where bandaids are too awkward to stay on... like the tips of fingers. They sell it at all the drug stores, not just amazon. Stays on even thru washing.

https://www.amazon.com/New-Skin-Liquid-Bandage-Ounce-Cover/dp/B0017JOF86

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Response to IcyPeas (Reply #7)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 08:13 PM

8. There is no blood

But if there were, would probably try and suck it out before it became an issue

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Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 09:04 PM

9. If you're going to go with screw-top wine, boxed wine isn't any worse.

And less dangerous.

Preparing the plastic spout of a boxed wine for use is no more difficult than a simple shift of the package when wearing tight jeans. And no risk of paper cuts...

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Response to RFCalifornia (Original post)

Fri Oct 1, 2021, 11:04 PM

10. That, plus every little moving part of anything. In old age *everything* falls, sticks, knocks over!

The irrevocable, relentless, inevitable, LAWS OF NATURE: Gravity, static electricity, magnetism, reflections,


**** Can't live without 'em, can't live with them!1







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Response to UTUSN (Reply #10)

Tue Oct 5, 2021, 06:11 PM

11. At 51 I am learning this nt

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