Hah!1 - "Turns out I was social distancing the whole time" - a novelty item

[UTUSN]

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. ????

[UTUSN]

2. *All* of my posts will be ???? to you, so why not skip them?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. I apparently am naive to hope a post would actually make sense.

How foolish of me.

[UTUSN]

4. 'tis ever the same.

ON EDIT, might as well wrap this up (again, over YEARS) : (I asked for social distancing years ago)

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5. ¿

[UTUSN]

6. NOooooo!1 - there's a time and a place & all/any threads are *not* them!1

Well, I guess that even a de-railed thread can take a different tack - and when you and I are involved it will be *DIFFERENT* all right!!!!!!!!!111

To the tune of: "Let me, entertain you!1"

[sprinkleeninow]

7. Yez'm, not noooo!1

eez dees zee chaise lounge ou nooo?

[sprinkleeninow]

8. Did y'all say 'tack' or 'rack'?

Old Mr. Grace on 'Are You Being Served?' remarked of Mrs. Slocombe: "Ooh, she's a lively one!"

You AM entertaining if I may say so me, myself and I.

[UTUSN]

9. & "some say" *I* don't make sense!1 - Well, you're likeable & fun, so that's a good tack for the

de-railed thread.

"TACK" - you are a maritime type, "tack" is the course of the track of the the ship. And where's my Mid-Watch fob?! ------ how much hoarding junk do you have that you can't find it?!1

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13. It's here somewhere. I get rid of stuff then bring more in.

I'm not disciplined. Silly girl.

Pinky Promise: When it manifests itself, you are definitely getting it!1 🤝

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10. Were you yourself social distancing and dint realize it? You raconteur, you!1

I'm in an anti-social distancing mode presently. With live in person contact, not on chere.

Baby water buffalo on PBS in their pens with extremely smoochable muzzles.
Ut oh...

Had an opportunity to own a dairy type farm and chose not to. Bummer.

[UTUSN]

11. You get me. You really get me. Or not. --- my electric mower is working. I get it now.

[sprinkleeninow]

14. Wot happened to the new fangled battery powered one? Fizzle?

I dint read your private msg. yet. Gonna now.

Nitey nite...

[UTUSN]

15. What did I say: It works. It always worked. I just didn't know how to use it. Now do.

[UTUSN]

12. Thanks for rescuing the de-railment. *Now* am racking!