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Mon Oct 4, 2021, 03:51 PM

I want to run away.

The last year has been rough. My quality of life is slipping. I'm not able to cry anymore, and to put the icing on the cake of misery--toilet cakes, I guess--my old cat is screaming at me. She jumps up and bleats at me like a roaring lion. And then, gives me a really dirty look. What'd I do to deserve this? I give her everything. I serve her.

I don't like being screamed at by a cat. I love my last remaining cat, but doggone it! My nerves are shot! She has such a nice manner of talking to me when she's normal--you guys told me tortoise-shell cats are like that--but all this week she has beaten me up, and appears angry with me. She's up in my business, knocking stuff off the table right and left, and is following me around constantly waiting for me to deliver...what??

I bought her those Delectable Squeeze Up Treats. She goes almost berserk over those. Someone asked me what's in them...tuna, chicken...??? Catnip? I don't know! There's no listing. I think she wants that, but I can't hand them out like Halloween candy! I have considered tasting the paste just to see if maybe it's something I want! Maybe all I need is a hit off of this Squeeze Up cat treat. Maybe that's the ticket. Another secret treatment...forget FB, forget IG, just pass the paste over and maybe I'll share it with my cat!

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 03:58 PM

1. Must be the time of season. The indoor cat has lost his mind, and the outdoor cats act like ...

... they've never seen me before.

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Response to marble falls (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:03 PM

2. Yeah, what's going on?

If they pack their bags and head South, I'm going with mine. See you on the road!

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Response to EndlessWire (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:19 PM

8. I call the ferals in to eat several times a day. My neighbors call me Tarzan of the Cats.

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:07 PM

3. Try meowing back in the same tone

I'm not joking.
I have a cat whose meowing after dinner annoys the hell out of me. I'm tired and just starting my dinner but he expects my full attention. No can do.
So I started to meow back at him and he shuts up shortly thereafter.

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:07 PM

4. Hang on. Your furry one senses things that you never even imagined were "sensible" and...

Could very well be scared, uncertain, etc.
Or just in a realllly pissy mood!🤪

If the “paste” has no ingredients that could be a source of the changed mood.

Very outer limit auras out there for all creatures, especially the human ones!

Hang tough 👍🏼

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:09 PM

5. As the servant of 2 torties, I can relate

They're just.............different.

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:16 PM

6. "Don't Bogart that paste, man!!"

Love this post, Wire, it’s been a loooonnnggg Monday!!

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:19 PM

7. Calm spray seems to help mine

And catnip of course. I think they're supposed to love valerian. Sometimes we all just need a treat. You do too but I'm not sure what your treat of choice would be.

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Response to EndlessWire (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 04:25 PM

9. Mine have been extra hungry and thirsty lately.

You’d think they were preparing to hibernate.

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