I'm learning that "Maybe next time." was the wrong response to a

[Floyd R. Turbo]

wedding invitation RSVP!

[Haggard Celine]

1. Send them a couple of masks and some sanitizer with a note

that reads, "Sorry I won't be able to make your super-spreader event."

[PJMcK]

2. I'm on marriage No.3

On the eve of our wedding, I told my fiancée, “Either third time’s the charm or three strikes and I’m out!”

PS- we’re still happy together after 7 years.

[liberalhistorian]

4. I'm my husband's third wife while

this is my first marriage. We're coming up on our 14th anniversary and one of our favorite inside jokes is that I'm his "best wife so far"!

[momta]

9. I'm my husband's second wife

He's my one and only. We just celebrated 30 years.

Whenever I do something dumb and get mad at myself, I'll tell him, "You married an idiot." He always responds with, "Yeah, but then I divorced her and married you."

[KS Toronado]

3. "Maybe next time." wasn't all that bad....

You could have said "I'll show up to your 5th wedding".

[Croney]

5. I like to say I had to kiss two frogs before I found my prince.

#3 and I are in our 38th year.

[bello]

6. I like it!

We were just invited to a “Celebration of Life”. May I use your response for that? -B

[GB_RN]

7. Lol!

I was married for 17 years. We were together for a total of 19. Been divorced for almost 6, now. Not sure I could do it again, marriage or divorce.

I did get one wonderful thing out of it: My 17yo kid. Wouldn't trade him for the world.

[Danascot]

8. Then there was the best man who began his speech,

"Welcome back, everybody!"

[Wednesdays]

10. When someone laments, "I'm never going to get married"

"Sure you are. Many times, in fact."