I'm thinking about passing out my hoarded tp for Trick or Treat

[Marthe48]

Is that a good idea?

[dlk]

1. It depends (lol)

[Effete Snob]

2. Probably better than mine

Ever since I started giving out condoms for Halloween, some folks have been avoiding my place.

Hey, you come to my house looking for free stuff, you get what I give you. That's how this works.

I say, "Here kid, give this to your parents."

[hlthe2b]

3. How many trees ya got in your yard?

(and do your ladders reach the top for inevitable clean-up?)

[jimfields33]

6. My thought exactly

Might not be a happy camper in the morning.

[True Dough]

4. Would it be

in "used" or "unused" condition?

[Diamond_Dog]

5. I was just telling Mr. D_D the other day

We’d better buy a few extra packages next time we shop because I’d read where Costco and a few other stores are limiting how much you can buy! So I’d hang onto it! As luck would have it, the shelves at the grocery were almost bare of it but a stocker had just brought out a pallet that people were quickly depleting!

[Marthe48]

8. I've got a lot from the first shortage :)

No company

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Keep it. There's another shortage due to supply-chain issues.

Or you could use it to wipe the egg off your windows if you give it out.

[Marthe48]

9. I'm just kidding, ya know

The circular perfection of the idea made me smile.

[CentralMass]

10. Passing out toilet paper on Halloween night is probably not a wise idea. It's been known to be used

for some "creative" house decoration this time of year.