Funny Facebook post - called road side assistance for the wrong car

[underpants]

So I did a wee little thing today, by wee little thing, I mean I may have called AAA and Toyota care and tried to break into someone else’s car. 😱😅🤪. Because…. SHOCKER…. My key fob wouldn’t open it. I mean how rude!!! 😂😂😂. Oh this is so true!!! Oh, wait, unmentionable word, stop. My bad mr guy with the utensils trying to break into this car because I asked you to, lol just kidding this isn’t my car 😂 Instead of the grey RAV 4 with the white toll thingy in the window and the exact Yankee candle scent hanging from the rear view mirror and the exact, kid you not, same water bottle in the console. That is backed into the third space on the left side of the far right, on the second floor. My Grey RAV 4 with the white toll thingy, and yankee candle and same water bottle is backed into the third space on the far LEFT side of the second floor….. ooopsie. Sponge Bob….literal two hours later, leaves parking garage feeling like a complete idiot. So when I say I literally have no sense of direction, I MEAN, I have no sense of direction. Gave that guy the best dumb blonde story EVER! I literally would have given him $1000 and told him to leave and never say a word to anyone lol Crawling under rock now, pouty lip.

[multigraincracker]

1. Come on now,

who has not done the same thing?

[Stuart G]

2. Everyone makes mistakes...You know, that is why...... "erasers are on pencils.." Is that correct?

Oh, One More:..back space on computer....is a ...."delete key."....You did know that one...Didn't You.?

I guess we all know that one..............oops time to hide again...........

[dickthegrouch]

3. In the days that cars had separate keys for the door and ignition

I managed to get into the wrong car at work. And then spent 30 minutes trying to figure out why it wouldn’t start.
The real owner was a big clue!
My car was two cars away.

[Cracklin Charlie]

4. Last night, I told a girl at a hotel front desk...

That my key card wasn’t opening my room door. I gave her the key, and she said “we don’t use keys from other hotels”.

It was my key card from the previous night hotel! I felt like an idiot.

[underpants]

5. 😆

[crud]

6. I came out of Petco

and got in my car one time. My first clue was that my doors were open, the second clue was it smelled weird and there was weird stuff on the dash board. I looked out around and saw a couple standing around what turned out to be my car a few spaces away trying to open my car with their remote to no avail. I quickly jumped out of their car and said hey is this your car? We had a great laugh over it, then I realized I had left my purchase on their seat, and more uncomfortable laughter ensued. I have a black Kia Soul. I have since purchased an after market roof rack so I can find my car. Last week I parked in San Francisco and there were 3 black Kias on the block and one of them had the same roof rack. I thought oh no here we go again.

[underpants]

7. That's funny.

[haele]

8. And that's why I have a hand-painted "stained glass" sticker on the inside of my hatchback window...

How many dark grey Honda Fits are there? Seems like every 50th vehicle.

Sticker is a 10" diameter Rose Window type design with blue-green Cthulhu tentacles coming out from behind the center rosette. Easy to notice, and looks very pretty from the inside when we're driving away from the sun.

Haele