"When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm)

[George McGovern]

"When you kill a fly, it will fall to the ground, maybe writhe in pain a little, and die.

A fly then flies past the dead fly, and is heartbroken to see his comrade defeated. The fly immediately decides he has to tell the fallen's family.

The fly delivers the news to the family, who are devasted. The deceased was a husband, a father, and he never did harm to anybody. Except his role in the 'Great Fly War of 2018.' But that doesn't count.

The children are scarred beyond hope, afraid to go to the scary humans' domain again. The spouse will never be the same, going into crippling depression then getting trapped in a relationship with an abusive fly.

You. You tore apart a family and you murdered a living thing — just because he annoyed you?"

[Sneederbunk]

1. That fly family is lying to you.

The average fly lives for 28 days. How could he be in the Great Fly War of 2018? Impossible. That was many fly generations ago?

[George McGovern]

2. Well rats. I copied the account from the internet, thinking it mildly humorous.

I did not know about a fly's life span. Besides, "the Great Fly War" sounded suspicious. I figured I'd post the story and see what happened. Thanks for the facts Sneederbunk. I'll never believe another fly again.

[Sneederbunk]

3. I did not know you got it from the internet, so it must be true. Sorry.

[George McGovern]

4. Well yes I think you're mostly right. No need to apologize for goodness sakes.

I have heard that the internet is infallible, but I have lived a long time and learned to be skeptical. Truth these days is hard to find. Illusive. By responding to my posting you have reassured me and reminded me to be leery of internet content, despite corporate claims to the contrary.

And I like your sense of humor.

[trof]

7. There's always that one guy

who ruins it all with facts.

[George McGovern]

12. Yes there is trof. Thanks

[SCantiGOP]

5. The life of fly

[George McGovern]

6. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Thanks SCantiGOP!!

[Wolf Frankula]

8. "When you kill a fly,"

"You should eat it." Kermit the Frog.

Wolf

[George McGovern]

10. Ha Ha Yes, Kermit knows what to do. Thanks Wolf!

[Kali]

9. ...

https://thechive.com/2009/10/07/dead-fly-art-surprisingly-hilarious-15-photos/

[George McGovern]

11. Cool, Kali. Thank You!