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Duncanpup

(15,651 posts) Thu Oct 28, 2021, 06:03 AM Oct 2021

It didn’t work out the holes were too small

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So I came clean to my wife thirty years ago I tried phone sex (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2021 OP

Use a cell phone - put it on vibrate. n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2021 #1

You were supposed to use the cord, dummy! /nt bucolic_frolic Oct 2021 #2

This gives new meaning to the phrase "jack off"......... lastlib Oct 2021 #3

Reminds me of the time I got caught watching a porno NightWatcher Oct 2021 #4

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1. Use a cell phone - put it on vibrate. n/t

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 06:09 AM

Oct 2021

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2. You were supposed to use the cord, dummy! /nt

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 06:41 AM

Oct 2021

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3. This gives new meaning to the phrase "jack off".........

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 08:40 AM

Oct 2021

sorry, that was too easy. I'll be leaving now.

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4. Reminds me of the time I got caught watching a porno

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 08:42 AM

Oct 2021

over my dad's shoulder at the airport before our flight.

Embarrassing.

(stolen from some comedian)