What's your new porn name? Color of your underwear plus the last thing you ate.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Me: Blue Tamale

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I don't think "Navy Blue Clancy's Corn Chips" is going to cut it. NT

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Ha!

[Shermann]

2. Streaky McMuffin! nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Haha!

[ClimateHawk]

4. Black Cracker

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Yikes!

[OnDoutside]

7. Black beef.... Just as well I had something after sausages this morning.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Ha!

[Walleye]

9. Naked Blueberries

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Urp!

[FakeNoose]

13. How about "Commando Blueberries" - better?

[Walleye]

15. Perfect! And the lost planet airmen

[spooky3]

11. Beige Snickers nt

[Shrike47]

12. White jello! More accurate than you can imagine.

[walkingman]

14. White Biscuit!

[Lochloosa]

16. White po' boy works.

Roast beef in NOLA.

[bahboo]

17. plaid banana....

maybe a better name for a rock band....

[demmiblue]

18. Hot Pink English Muffin.

[revmclaren]

19. Commando Jerky.

[AnnaLee]

20. White Delight

(Had a Jimmy Dean Delight sandwich for breakfast.)

[Pachamama]

21. Turquoise Brioche

[brewens]

22. This doesn't work for the game, but mine is "Jumbo Driver". We used walkie-talkies at the

blood center to communicate from the registration desk to the bus, so we clowned around and all had handles we made up. I had them calling me "Jumbo Driver" thinking it was my referring to my large body size and being the bus driver. I was just waiting for my chance to say it came from making some movies under that name in California back in the 80's! LOL

Finally a guy came to work our drive from our HQ and mentioned that fit perfectly. I told him what it was really about and brought the house down! When no donors were around of course. A couple were a little pissed I had them calling me that the whole time.

[Glorfindel]

23. White Ruffles (potato chips)

Somehow I don't like the image it conjures up.

[sdfernando]

24. Gray Poke

I think that’s better than gray poke bowl

[CentralMass]

25. Black salami,

[rsdsharp]

26. Black waffle.

Just before finishing the waffle I polished off the last bite of the sausage patty.

[essaynnc]

27. how about Green chocolate peanuts????

[Corgigal]

28. White Chicken Alfredo.

Well, I’m gonna be losing lots of weight. Can’t imagine that name can be marketed to make a dime.

[Scrivener7]

29. Blue Tangine.

OOOOhhhh! That's a good one!

But I think Black Waffle beats it.

ETA: Wait! I wasn't saying that Black Waffle beats it (though it is a probability. It just doesn't feel polite to say it.) I was saying that Black Waffle is a better name.

[onethatcares]

30. purple striped grapes

[Jilly_in_VA]

31. Turquoise Cookie

I think Stormy Daniels would approve!

[GemDigger]

32. Purple Cheese.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

33. Blue Nutella

[LuckyCharms]

34. Red ass.

[FoxNewsSucks]

40. .

[bottomofthehill]

35. Black Swedish fish

[bottomofthehill]

36. Black Swedish fish

Halloween… funny foods.

[Irish_Dem]

37. White Hot Chocolate

[Heartstrings]

38. White avocado toast.

[FoxNewsSucks]

39. Red Leftovers

[Cracklin Charlie]

41. White Cornbread.

I love cornbread.

[Fla Dem]

42. White Almond Joy!!

Candy giving out for T or T. Had to sample.

[Generic Brad]

43. I'm definitely winning this thread!

White Cream Pie.

[Solly Mack]

44. Black Grits.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

45. Black Tuna.

I'm like an African American version of Jim from "The Office", I guess.

[denbot]

46. Grey Pumpkinseed.

I missed the sir name "Scone" by that much..

[Raven]

47. Beige meatloaf. Sexy name, awful sounding food!

[smirkymonkey]

48. Black Walnuts

[denbot]

49. Grey Pumpkinseed.

I missed the sir name "Scone" by that much..

[CTyankee]

50. Beige Almond Joy.

We have leftover Halloween candy.

Actually, the underwear is the best I've ever worn...Jockey for women, best underwear EVAH...

[3catwoman3]

51. Commando Cranberry-Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs.

This thread has me snickering -

[OilemFirchen]

52. White Caramel Cream.

[LeftInTX]

53. Blue Milk Dude

[zanana1]

54. Pink Ham!

[DetlefK]

55. Black Soup.