Talk about an anti-Halloween buzzkill: "If you want candy get a job" lol

[steve2470]

and, oh yea, find Jesus (at the very bottom of that insane screed)

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That is, by far, the most insane collection of sentiments about Halloween I have ever seen.

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[Docreed2003]

1. I really hope that's not real

But knowing the rw evangelical nutters the way that I do, I'm sure it's probably true. No understanding of why a holiday is celebrated; ignorant, arrogant, proselytizing; yep, that fits for that type.

Happy Samhain everyone

[OneBlueDotS-Carolina]

2. Plus....

Please don't egg, TP, etc. our home, deflate our tires, place burning bags of dog poop on our steps...

[rsdsharp]

3. What's the over/under on the little patriotic Christians

being out trick-or-treating while their parents are too fucking cheap to give out candy themselves?

[SharonClark]

4. My 4 year old neighbor would object to being told to get a job for candy.

She's smarter than that deplorable.

[steve2470]

6. excellent point ! nt

[dchill]

5. I bet there are plenty of people who disagree...

... within an egg's throw from their house!

[steve2470]

7. I would bet money that....

by dawn, that house has more eggs, flaming bags of dog poop and toilet paper all over it per square inch than any in history ! LOL

[dchill]

8. I trust in humanity, too!

[Irish_Dem]

9. Manchin got a work requirement for trick or treaters.

[demmiblue]

10. I shouldn't have laughed...

but I did!

[Irish_Dem]

11. I couldn't help it. The jokes write themselves these days.

[zanana1]

12. Thanks for the laugh!

[onethatcares]

13. they didn't

leave any clues as to where to find Jesus.