I will be changing my given name to :::: kinky and perverted -- on Monday

[Trueblue1968]

[Scrivener7]

1. Is "And Perverted" the surname or is it "On Monday?"

So I address the Christmas card right, you know.

[Trueblue1968]

3. KINKY is my First name, AND is my middle name, PERVERTED is my last name

[Scrivener7]

4. Congrats! Are you marrying into the Perverted family?

[Trueblue1968]

5. my husband is kinda perverted. or he was when he was younger.

We are now older and boring.

[Scrivener7]

6. Thank you for the laugh tonight. Much appreciated.

[Turbineguy]

2. One of my friends and I like to introduce ourselves as

Crass and Unseemly.