Anyone know where I can get an inflatable Ebenezer Scrooge?
Folks, I’m totally failing in this year’s War on Christmas.
My original plan was to buy an inflatable sleigh and reindeer, and arrange them so it looks like Santa crashed into the side of my house. That one had to be changed because all the Santa sleighs in the stores are one-piece affairs, and to make this work I’ve got to be able to separate the reindeer and Santa from the sled so I can scatter them all over the yard. They also don’t sell inflatable polar bears, at least not ones that look menacing like…well, you know, real polar bears. I mean, I guess I could put a real polar bear in the front yard but feeding one will break the food budget for the next five years and then there’s the problem of giving it back after the season ends. (On the other hand, it would definitely solve the deer infestation we’re currently facing…)
So…my next thought was just to stick Scrooge in the front yard and print a bunch of signs like “are there no workhouses?” and “Bah Humbug!” on some of that scrap coroplast I’ve got sitting around, but to do that I need a Scrooge and you can’t get those either.
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The Scrooge Supply Chain is particularly backed up.
PinBoyThreeNiner and MiddleFingerMom started this shit. It's our obligation to keep it going.
Eat well, and, (sigh) Go Lions!
Just stick a nightcap on his head.
