Uh, no thanks, that's ok. Gosh, look at the time! I gotta run. Nice seeing you, have a good one!

[LuckyCharms]

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. Eeww gross

[dchill]

2. This is a guy for whom only unacceptable, tasteless...

...four letter words are applicable.

[zuul]

3. Covid causes sterility.

Thank Dog!

[Mopar151]

4. Jesus Wept!

The premise completely disqualifes him. Mentally substandard, frontal lobe deficiency

Also, he ugly, and his momma dress him funny!

[Scrivener7]

5. He looks a little like a sperm.

[Tom Kitten]

6. I'll bet

I'll bet his listens to Kid Rock.

[Enter stage left]

7. Your precious sperm ain't worth shit to you...

when you're dead, stupid mf'er.

[rownesheck]

8. I think he's been

blasted in the head with too many baseballs.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

9. Some pics just cry for a low-rez monitor.

It's going to be a few till I can actually eat anything but this may be a day for the morning coffee to go Irish.