The Trojan tree has arrived!

[Arkansas Granny]

Link to tweet

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[ret5hd]

1. Magnum or regular?

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Lol. I got a vivid mental picture when I read the subject line.

I wasn't sure what they might have used to decorate a tree.

[Skittles]

3. I too envisioned condoms hanging off a tree

what is wrong with us, Arkansas Granny?

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Same thing that's wrong with 412 other people who opened...

the post.

I doubt anyone was thinking magnums of Champaign.

[patphil]

4. Some of us just think that way...me too.

[dingosatemyusername]

5. ummm

[aggiesal]

7. Since the tree is from Indiana ...

I'm betting that Mike Pence will be the first one out.