Crappy Christmas decorations

[True Dough]

Any particular Christmas decorations that you're not fond of? Not necessarily your own (why would you have kept them, out of a feeling of obligation because someone close gave them to you?)

Maybe your neighbors have some sort of decorations or a local business puts up some sort of rather lame festive-looking stuff that you'd prefer never to see again.

[True Dough]

1. My wife isn't a fan of the inflatables

Like this:

[Skittles]

2. isn't that more for the kids

I wouldn't think adults would be huge fans

[pandr32]

4. I hate them, too.

Cheap, gawdy, and plastic. Once upon a time holiday decorations were a feat. As a kid we used to pile in the car and drive through neighborhoods marveling over the wonders of lights and lit sculptures--often cut from wood.

[ShazzieB]

3. That first pic is gobsmackingly dreadful.

It looks like an inexplicably tall turd, decorated with tiny lights.

If it wasn't for that damned poop emoji, I'd probably say it looks like chocolate soft serve ice cream. Thanks to that thing, all I can see is this: 💩

[rsdsharp]

5. I'm detecting a theme with those two decorations.

[True Dough]

6. Is the theme

circling the bowl?

[rsdsharp]

7. We can only hope!

[regnaD kciN]

8. This is why you should NEVER put Christmas lights on palm trees...

[PJMcK]

9. Saturnalia?

A festival of virility?

[Wicked Blue]

10. A town near me actually had these decorations years ago