Last-minute gifts from hell

[Wicked Blue]

Forbidden Jello Lamp

[Ocelot II]

1. Roach leg eyelashes and Harry Potter with human teeth -

gotta hand it to anybody who's that perversely creative; maybe their hobbies keep them from becoming serial killers. The dolls are pretty horrific, too.

[brush]

3. Yep, totally horrible gifts. Roach leg eyelashes...I mean who could even...

imagine creating that? Expecting someone to buy them has to be tongue-in-cheek.

[zuul]

2. If Dr Hannibal Lecter had an Etsy store . . .

[ShazamIam]

4. I think it has been more than 10 years since I have encountered a Jello salad at a mealtime.

[3catwoman3]

5. I should not have clicked on this while...

...eating lunch.

Those are all hideous.

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Harry Potter did creep me out even more thsn the doll, but...

who would be perverse enough to search all that?

Turns out it's me. I refuse to even think about spaghetti on my tree, epoxy resin or not, but I did look for more examples of Jello lighting.

Gave me ideas, it did.

[Wicked Blue]

12. Next year you could have a Jello lighting shop on Etsy

Personally, I am considering clear ornaments filled with sauerkraut.

[skypilot]

7. The Lucky Charms ashtray...

...was actually a bit of a relief after those other entries.

[Shermann]

8. I love the Cenobite dolls! nt

[Bayard]

9. Holy Crap!!

Those dolls are creepy!

[demmiblue]

10. The Forbidden Jello Lamp is hilarious! I found the artist:

https://www.mexakitsch.com/

[Wicked Blue]

11. This lamp would be a perfect emetic nt