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brewens

(13,615 posts) Fri Dec 17, 2021, 11:02 PM Dec 2021

Local COVIDiot posted on FB that she couldn't find red-hot candies. My reply was people were

hoarding because word got out, they protect from COVID. One up each nostril! LOL

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Local COVIDiot posted on FB that she couldn't find red-hot candies. My reply was people were (Original Post) brewens Dec 2021 OP

And after you shove a lightbulb up your ass for double COVID protection, your nose glows red RockRaven Dec 2021 #1

If this gets traction Sanity Claws Dec 2021 #2

Blame?! Deuxcents Dec 2021 #3

Excuse me Sanity Claws Dec 2021 #7

Can you monetize this idea? OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2021 #4

I heard it was something other than Red Hots EYESORE 9001 Dec 2021 #5

Make no mistake. So true. elias7 Dec 2021 #6

A third one, inserted at the other end Wicked Blue Dec 2021 #8

We used to melt Red Hots in hot Dr. Pepper blogslug Dec 2021 #9

RockRaven

(14,985 posts)

1. And after you shove a lightbulb up your ass for double COVID protection, your nose glows red

Reply to brewens (Original post)

Fri Dec 17, 2021, 11:04 PM

Dec 2021

like Rudolph the reindeer. Very festive!

Sanity Claws

(21,851 posts)

2. If this gets traction

Reply to brewens (Original post)

Fri Dec 17, 2021, 11:06 PM

Dec 2021

we know who to blame.
Maybe I should bookmark this thread.

Deuxcents

(16,298 posts)

3. Blame?!

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 17, 2021, 11:12 PM

Dec 2021

The nutz will take credit so don’t worry

Sanity Claws

(21,851 posts)

7. Excuse me

Reply to Deuxcents (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 18, 2021, 07:19 AM

Dec 2021

I should have said that I will know who to credit and applaud for this splendid trick.

OAITW r.2.0

(24,556 posts)

4. Can you monetize this idea?

Reply to brewens (Original post)

Fri Dec 17, 2021, 11:14 PM

Dec 2021

Nothing makes me happier than folks that can dent the cash flow of rube $ from the evangelical revenue stream.

EYESORE 9001

(25,962 posts)

5. I heard it was something other than Red Hots

Reply to brewens (Original post)

Sat Dec 18, 2021, 12:49 AM

Dec 2021

I heard that a ghost pepper, split in half and then crammed up each nostril, provides outstanding protection.

elias7

(4,024 posts)

6. Make no mistake. So true.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 18, 2021, 01:09 AM

Dec 2021

Wicked Blue

(5,848 posts)

8. A third one, inserted at the other end

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 19, 2021, 12:14 AM

Dec 2021

Provides total immunity.

blogslug

(38,007 posts)

9. We used to melt Red Hots in hot Dr. Pepper

Reply to brewens (Original post)

Sun Dec 19, 2021, 02:01 AM

Dec 2021

I got a hankering for it a couple of years ago and discovered those little red pastilles are, indeed, very hard to find. I had to make do with those big cinnamon drops from Brachs. I wasn't the same.

It's a crazy drink to like but I was a "Pepper" for the first half of my life. I would have liked a cup earlier this week while I was recovering from my Moderna booster. I hope that local fool has a change of heart and gets their shots.

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