Dateline: Doublewomp, Georgia---"The well-regarded CEUI (Center for Exposing

[Atticus]

Unmitigated Ignorance) regrets to report that Georgia's totally ineffective Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, has been clinically diagnosed with a previously rare but recently surging variant of Common Ignorance named 'Face-palm-while-cursing-before-banging-your-head-against-closest-solid- object' Ignorance.

As this variant is mentally debilitating in 100% of confirmed cases, it is thought to explain most of Ms Greene's tenure in the House of Representatives. There is no known cure, but experts agree that expulsion from Congress would lessen her condition's effects on others."