Yea but, I got a really good deal....

[pbmus]

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[lapfog_1]

1. did it come with a squirrel?

[bottomofthehill]

2. they cut that down in their back yard

that did not come from a tree farm. It looks like Jabba the Hut.

[TexasTowelie]

3. My family lived in an older home with 12 foot ceilings when I was young.

Since I was the tallest member of the family, I was the one that decorated the top portion of the tree. We never had to give a tree a hair cut at top for it to fit inside the house though.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. I got a tree one time....

from my parents' front yard - they wanted it gone - it had gotten too big.
I cut it down and took it home to put out in the corner of my deck - overlooking a valley. My neighbor asked if I had stolen the 'official White House' tree.
I covered it with the 'icicle lights' that we had used at our last house (too much climbing to do them here) and I swear you could hear the meter running when we lit the tree!

[onethatcares]

6. that's why Duke went to digital meters

can't see those numbers flippin' like you could see the wheel turnin'

Happy Whatever you celebrate...

[Solly Mack]

5. I like it.