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Nevilledog

(55,105 posts) Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:00 PM Dec 2021

What I'm NOT getting hubby for Xmas or ever

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What I'm NOT getting hubby for Xmas or ever (Original Post) Nevilledog Dec 2021 OP

Wow I thought my shampoo was manly! Shermann Dec 2021 #1

So, if I wash my hair with this... PJMcK Dec 2021 #2

What happened to beer ? Tetrachloride Dec 2021 #3

Why would anyone want to smell like an alcoholic????? Karadeniz Dec 2021 #4

I insist that my men have that bold, smoky scent of bourbon. Ocelot II Dec 2021 #5

What, no bacon-scented? grumpyduck Dec 2021 #6

So how does drinking this cure dandruff? ret5hd Dec 2021 #7

Bourbon-scented? Forget it. Now, Scotch, on the other hand... Mister Ed Dec 2021 #8

Officer: But sir, you don't have dandruff. Step out of the car. NightWatcher Dec 2021 #9

Smart. Real men go for eau de WD-40. n/t sl8 Dec 2021 #10

Takes the squeak out of that "squeaky clean feeling". ret5hd Dec 2021 #12

LOL. n/t sl8 Dec 2021 #14

Or eau de garage sarge43 Dec 2021 #15

lol LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #17

I want one of these but I doubt I'll get it. JanMichael Dec 2021 #11

I bet it smells good Skittles Dec 2021 #13

"A bold, smoky scent" LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #16

Not a good idea before your job interview... jcgoldie Dec 2021 #18

Real men... LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #19

***gag*** Nevilledog Dec 2021 #20

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Nevilledog! LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #21

Shermann

(9,067 posts)

1. Wow I thought my shampoo was manly!

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:04 PM

Dec 2021

I need to turn it up a notch.

Of course, I don't really want my hair to smell like bourbon during a traffic stop...

PJMcK

(25,086 posts)

2. So, if I wash my hair with this...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:05 PM

Dec 2021

…then I’ll go to work smelling like Jack Daniels?!

Not the best marketing plan.

Tetrachloride

(9,666 posts)

3. What happened to beer ?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:06 PM

Dec 2021

Karadeniz

(24,757 posts)

4. Why would anyone want to smell like an alcoholic?????

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:06 PM

Dec 2021

Ocelot II

(131,013 posts)

5. I insist that my men have that bold, smoky scent of bourbon.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:07 PM

Dec 2021

Nothing turns a gal on like a guy who smells like a dumpster full of empties at closing time.

grumpyduck

(6,685 posts)

6. What, no bacon-scented?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:11 PM

Dec 2021

ret5hd

(22,536 posts)

7. So how does drinking this cure dandruff?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:12 PM

Dec 2021

I mean, what's the mechanics here? Do I drink, rinse, repeat? What if I just drink then drink again without a rinse? What if after a few drinks I forget to rinse at all? Does it come in barrel strength? Or was it even aged at all?

Mister Ed

(6,958 posts)

8. Bourbon-scented? Forget it. Now, Scotch, on the other hand...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:36 PM

Dec 2021

NightWatcher

(39,378 posts)

9. Officer: But sir, you don't have dandruff. Step out of the car.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 01:33 PM

Dec 2021

Me: I know. Hey wait a minute, I swear I'm not drunk.

(taser sounds)

sl8

(17,126 posts)

10. Smart. Real men go for eau de WD-40. n/t

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 01:37 PM

Dec 2021

ret5hd

(22,536 posts)

12. Takes the squeak out of that "squeaky clean feeling".

Reply to sl8 (Reply #10)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 11:40 PM

Dec 2021

sl8

(17,126 posts)

14. LOL. n/t

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 07:47 AM

Dec 2021

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

15. Or eau de garage

Reply to sl8 (Reply #10)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:03 AM

Dec 2021

Base note: Gasoline
Middle note: Aged motor oil
Top note: Rubber with hints of sweat, blood and a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned since WWII.

LuckyCharms

(22,789 posts)

17. lol

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:08 AM

Dec 2021

JanMichael

(25,725 posts)

11. I want one of these but I doubt I'll get it.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 05:55 PM

Dec 2021

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At least it isn't the STI version. It's only 270hp...

Skittles

(172,363 posts)

13. I bet it smells good

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 11:57 PM

Dec 2021

yes indeed

LuckyCharms

(22,789 posts)

16. "A bold, smoky scent"

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:07 AM

Dec 2021

jcgoldie

(12,046 posts)

18. Not a good idea before your job interview...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:31 AM

Dec 2021

Who knew?

LuckyCharms

(22,789 posts)

19. Real men...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 10:21 AM

Dec 2021

wash their hair with the last sliver of a bar of Irish Spring soap that was originally purchased from the dollar store in 2015 and is now embedded with the pubic hairs of three different people.