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Nevilledog

(55,181 posts) Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:00 PM Dec 2021

What I'm NOT getting hubby for Xmas or ever

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What I'm NOT getting hubby for Xmas or ever (Original Post) Nevilledog Dec 2021 OP

Wow I thought my shampoo was manly! Shermann Dec 2021 #1

So, if I wash my hair with this... PJMcK Dec 2021 #2

What happened to beer ? Tetrachloride Dec 2021 #3

Why would anyone want to smell like an alcoholic????? Karadeniz Dec 2021 #4

I insist that my men have that bold, smoky scent of bourbon. Ocelot II Dec 2021 #5

What, no bacon-scented? grumpyduck Dec 2021 #6

So how does drinking this cure dandruff? ret5hd Dec 2021 #7

Bourbon-scented? Forget it. Now, Scotch, on the other hand... Mister Ed Dec 2021 #8

Officer: But sir, you don't have dandruff. Step out of the car. NightWatcher Dec 2021 #9

Smart. Real men go for eau de WD-40. n/t sl8 Dec 2021 #10

Takes the squeak out of that "squeaky clean feeling". ret5hd Dec 2021 #12

LOL. n/t sl8 Dec 2021 #14

Or eau de garage sarge43 Dec 2021 #15

lol LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #17

I want one of these but I doubt I'll get it. JanMichael Dec 2021 #11

I bet it smells good Skittles Dec 2021 #13

"A bold, smoky scent" LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #16

Not a good idea before your job interview... jcgoldie Dec 2021 #18

Real men... LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #19

***gag*** Nevilledog Dec 2021 #20

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Nevilledog! LuckyCharms Dec 2021 #21

Shermann

(9,075 posts)

1. Wow I thought my shampoo was manly!

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:04 PM

Dec 2021

I need to turn it up a notch.

Of course, I don't really want my hair to smell like bourbon during a traffic stop...

PJMcK

(25,217 posts)

2. So, if I wash my hair with this...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:05 PM

Dec 2021

…then I’ll go to work smelling like Jack Daniels?!

Not the best marketing plan.

Tetrachloride

(9,779 posts)

3. What happened to beer ?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:06 PM

Dec 2021

Karadeniz

(24,773 posts)

4. Why would anyone want to smell like an alcoholic?????

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:06 PM

Dec 2021

Ocelot II

(131,777 posts)

5. I insist that my men have that bold, smoky scent of bourbon.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:07 PM

Dec 2021

Nothing turns a gal on like a guy who smells like a dumpster full of empties at closing time.

grumpyduck

(6,686 posts)

6. What, no bacon-scented?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:11 PM

Dec 2021

ret5hd

(22,701 posts)

7. So how does drinking this cure dandruff?

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:12 PM

Dec 2021

I mean, what's the mechanics here? Do I drink, rinse, repeat? What if I just drink then drink again without a rinse? What if after a few drinks I forget to rinse at all? Does it come in barrel strength? Or was it even aged at all?

Mister Ed

(7,007 posts)

8. Bourbon-scented? Forget it. Now, Scotch, on the other hand...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 12:36 PM

Dec 2021

NightWatcher

(39,389 posts)

9. Officer: But sir, you don't have dandruff. Step out of the car.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 01:33 PM

Dec 2021

Me: I know. Hey wait a minute, I swear I'm not drunk.

(taser sounds)

sl8

(17,155 posts)

10. Smart. Real men go for eau de WD-40. n/t

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 01:37 PM

Dec 2021

ret5hd

(22,701 posts)

12. Takes the squeak out of that "squeaky clean feeling".

Reply to sl8 (Reply #10)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 11:40 PM

Dec 2021

sl8

(17,155 posts)

14. LOL. n/t

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 07:47 AM

Dec 2021

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

15. Or eau de garage

Reply to sl8 (Reply #10)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:03 AM

Dec 2021

Base note: Gasoline
Middle note: Aged motor oil
Top note: Rubber with hints of sweat, blood and a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned since WWII.

LuckyCharms

(23,378 posts)

17. lol

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:08 AM

Dec 2021

JanMichael

(25,725 posts)

11. I want one of these but I doubt I'll get it.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 05:55 PM

Dec 2021

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At least it isn't the STI version. It's only 270hp...

Skittles

(173,589 posts)

13. I bet it smells good

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Fri Dec 24, 2021, 11:57 PM

Dec 2021

yes indeed

LuckyCharms

(23,378 posts)

16. "A bold, smoky scent"

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:07 AM

Dec 2021

jcgoldie

(12,046 posts)

18. Not a good idea before your job interview...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 09:31 AM

Dec 2021

Who knew?

LuckyCharms

(23,378 posts)

19. Real men...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 10:21 AM

Dec 2021

wash their hair with the last sliver of a bar of Irish Spring soap that was originally purchased from the dollar store in 2015 and is now embedded with the pubic hairs of three different people.

Nevilledog

(55,181 posts)

20. ***gag***

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #19)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 12:11 PM

Dec 2021

Merry Christmas, my friend

LuckyCharms

(23,378 posts)

21. Merry Christmas to you and yours, Nevilledog!

Reply to Nevilledog (Reply #20)

Sat Dec 25, 2021, 12:12 PM

Dec 2021

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