It's 2:52PM in Harrison Township, MI... Time for another installment of ASK MR. SCORPIO!!!

As Santa makes his merry way around the world to gift good little boys, girls and non-binary persons with various Playstations and assorted swag for accessorizing Tik-Tok videos, I figured that it's about time to add to the seasonal festivities by doing a long awaited ASK MR. SCORPIO installment. I hope that you'll join in for the fun stuff.

If you're not familiar with ASK Mr. SCORPIO, please understand that this isn't a trivia contest. If you want that, please watch Jeopardy instead.

If you do decide to go the quiz show route, I guarantee that you’ll be disappointed. I’m not a walking encyclopedia. This is more like an advice column. So please, no guessing games, because this isn’t a challenge to my knowledge about anything.

I’ve been up all night and out for a good part of the day, so I’m about to hit the sack. So please post your questions and I will get to each and every one of them once I wake up and sign back on.

Just to let you know, garbage in, garbage out. Again, my responses will be tailored to your individual questions, all in the spirt of fun. Since this is all in good fun, that’s just the spirit I’m trying to relay.

So, hit me up with whatever you got and I’ll get back to you on the other side.

Let’s have some fun. See you later tonight.