Merry Fucking Christmas

[RFCalifornia]

Merry fucking Christmas to all of you beautiful people

Hug your fucking loved ones and mourn the fucking loved ones who aren't fucking here

Hug your furry fucking friends and give them a fucking snack from the table just fucking because (just make sure it's not fucking chocolate)


Peace on the fucking Earth, and good-fucking-will towards everyone!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Ummm ... thanks!

Back at ya!

[RFCalifornia]

3. When I use "sentence enhancers" that means I fucking mean it :)

[RFCalifornia]

4. Fifty Fucking One!

[PJMcK]

12. Sixty Fucking Three! (n/t)

[RFCalifornia]

13. Awesome! Here's to another fucking decade!

[Delmette2.0]

20. Oh, what the hell.

Sixty Fucking Nine and Bah Humbug.

[RFCalifornia]

22. Sixty fucking nine?

You know you have the greatest fucking pickup line in the world this year

[Delmette2.0]

23. LOL.

Ok, I'll just round up to. Fucking Seventy.

[PTWB]

5. And have a happy fuckin' new year!

[RFCalifornia]

14. Fuck yeah!!!

[DFW]

6. As they say in Canada at hockey games

We hope you get all your pucking goals.

[RFCalifornia]

18. LOL

[Binkie The Clown]

7. I think we can clean that up a bit.....

Merry sexual intercourse Christmas to all of you beautiful people

Hug your sexual intercourse loved ones and mourn the sexual intercourse loved ones who aren't sexual intercourse here

Hug your furry sexual intercourse friends and give them a sexual intercourse snack from the table just sexual intercourse because (just make sure it's not sexual intercourse chocolate)


Peace on the sexual intercourse Earth, and good-sexual intercourse-will towards everyone!

[RFCalifornia]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

[Trueblue1968]

8. what a horrible post. makes me sad to read it.

[PJMcK]

10. Merry Christmas

And I hope you’ll have a wonderful new year.

[RFCalifornia]

16. Why?

Honestly, I'm not trying to be a grouch

I just swear a lot, or use what you would call "sentence enhancers"

I don't mean any disrespect

As I always say, I swear because I care

So, Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year

[PTWB]

24. What's wrong with the OP??

[Trueblue1968]

29. MEAN SPIRITED..... sooooooooooooooooooooo yucky to borrow my little nephews word.

[PTWB]

30. Mean spirited?

I thought it was quite cheerful and heartfelt.

[USALiberal]

9. Self delete!!! Nt

[PJMcK]

11. Wow

That’s all you’ve fucking got, you fucking light weight!

Merry fucking Christmas to you, too.

[RFCalifornia]

15. HAHAHAAHA

Well I have had some fucking wine

[Elessar Zappa]

19. Back at you, motherfucker.

Hope you have a great fucking day you fucking fuck.

[RFCalifornia]

21. LOL It is a great motherfucking day!

It's fucking raining in California (trust me, this is a GOOD fucking thing)

The fucking kids did great in fucking school this semester!

We're about to eat some goddamn motherfucking Prime Rib

You have a good one too, you beautiful motherfucker!

[2naSalit]

25. Merry Fucking Christmas!

You sound like you might be a transplant from the notheest!

I can tell by your accent!

[orangecrush]

26. That's fucked up

In a good fucking way!

[gibraltar72]

27. Fucking right.

[Skittles]

28. haha

LOVE IT

[malthaussen]

31. Fuck, yeah.

[North Shore Chicago]

32. I give 2

fuckity fucks about this post!