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Atticus

(15,124 posts) Tue Dec 28, 2021, 07:35 PM Dec 2021

First, the bad news: my diet did not survive the holidays.

Now, for the good news: the US Postal Service says I now qualify for my own zip code!

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First, the bad news: my diet did not survive the holidays. (Original Post) Atticus Dec 2021 OP

thank you for the laugh! chillfactor Dec 2021 #1

WOW!!!!! MyOwnPeace Dec 2021 #2

Slow down... Enter stage left Dec 2021 #3

Oh, bless you, thank you for the deep laugh. I'm with ya. nt Biophilic Dec 2021 #4

You don't need to start worrying until Sherpas start setting up base camps around your ankles Ocelot II Dec 2021 #5

Or you step onto one of those darn "talking scales" and it Atticus Dec 2021 #6

LOL! Mine didn't either. Not quite worried about my own zip code yet, but for highplainsdem Dec 2021 #7

I knew it was time to try some sort of diet when my undies started yelling "oh please get a a kennedy Dec 2021 #8

chillfactor

(7,573 posts)

1. thank you for the laugh!

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 07:41 PM

Dec 2021

I really needed it today.

MyOwnPeace

(16,923 posts)

2. WOW!!!!!

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 07:45 PM

Dec 2021

That's the fastest DeJoy has acted on ANYTHING!!!!

Enter stage left

(3,395 posts)

3. Slow down...

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 07:48 PM

Dec 2021

before you get your own area code.

Biophilic

(3,641 posts)

4. Oh, bless you, thank you for the deep laugh. I'm with ya. nt

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 07:58 PM

Dec 2021

Ocelot II

(115,656 posts)

5. You don't need to start worrying until Sherpas start setting up base camps around your ankles

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 08:58 PM

Dec 2021

or if people from Greenpeace drag you into the water whenever you go to the beach.

Atticus

(15,124 posts)

6. Or you step onto one of those darn "talking scales" and it

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 28, 2021, 09:12 PM

Dec 2021

says "One at a time, please!"

highplainsdem

(48,957 posts)

7. LOL! Mine didn't either. Not quite worried about my own zip code yet, but for

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Wed Dec 29, 2021, 10:08 AM

Dec 2021

some reason my digital scale is converting a couple of pounds of cheesecake to more than two pounds. Obviously faulty...

a kennedy

(29,642 posts)

8. I knew it was time to try some sort of diet when my undies started yelling "oh please get a