Imagine getting arrested and a cat just comes along and fucking sits on you.

[RandySF]

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[CentralMass]

1. Could the cat possibly have been trying to protect the person being arrested ?

[NJCher]

3. No

The cat saw the person as a warm rug.

[NJCher]

2. I've been laughing

At this for about five minutes straight now.

I especially appreciate it because my cats are highly refined opportunists.

[calimary]

7. OMG! Me too!

It took a closer look - one of those “say WHAT?” moments, and then recognized the sheer delicious absurdity of it!

Hilarious!

Musta just MADE his day…

[KT2000]

4. Underneath it all -

the guy is probably an OK person. Cats just know.

[CentralMass]

14. Yes, the cat trusts him.

[Tanuki]

5. Whereas a dog will stand right beside you and take the heat...

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fmfd-Z0sE-g/UjDo9pJ6FJI/AAAAAAAAGOQ/D_86BW_-kdk/s280/stop-and-frisk+dog.png

[Solly Mack]

6. If I sit, you must acquit. Cat justice.

[chowder66]

9. lol!

[Solly Mack]

12. Course the cat could have been sitting on the person who tried to rob his home.

Mocking him unmercifully.

Cats are funny that way.

[chowder66]

19. Ha! Very true!

[ZZenith]

11. Very good!

[Solly Mack]

13. Thank you.

I think the cat simply saw a soft, warm place to sit and watch.

But fun is fun.

[ShazzieB]

8. Yet more evidence that cats REALLY do not have any f*cks to give!

Not that the universe needed any more.

Cat: It's warm, it's reasonably flat...if I fits, I sits. What? Yeah, i know it's a hooman. Am I supposed to care about that for some reason? *yawns and goes to sleep*

[Hugh_Lebowski]

10. That would've probably been the best part of his day, or at least afternoon (nt)

[Skittles]

15. I recognize that cat

he's a total asshole

[NJCher]

18. stop!

[EYESORE 9001]

16. Cat sez

If you’re just gonna lay there, I will MAKE you useful.

[LuckyCharms]

17. Good stuff!