Need a man to sit around and do nothing?

[Kingofalldems]

Here you go.

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[Shermann]

1. That's my kind of side hustle! nt

[multigraincracker]

2. I'm looking for a part time job.

Right up my alley.

[Bayard]

3. His parents must be so proud!

[rsdsharp]

4. I can get paid for this?

NO! I SHOULD be paid for this! I want my check(s).

[Blue Owl]

5. This is the era for the Freelance Layabout market

[bahboo]

6. Genius!

[surrealAmerican]

7. nice work, if you can get it ...

...

[gratuitous]

8. Typical; it used to be about love of the game

Then the money corrupted it, like it always does. No room in this sport for amateurs. Again.