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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2012, 10:50 AM Jul 2012

* Gets out her staple gun and hangs a sign at the DU Library - NEW BOOKS!! *

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*** Gets out her staple gun and hangs a sign at the DU Library - NEW BOOKS!! *** (Original Post) LynneSin Jul 2012 OP

You have a really sick mind. You know that, don't you? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #1

I noticed you already checked out that 'Make your own Sex Toys' books LynneSin Jul 2012 #2

Hey babe. I've got my own wood shop. I know how to make them. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #5

Seriously, wouldn't that um, leave splinters??!!! LynneSin Jul 2012 #6

Not with 400 grit sandpaper. I'm a professional. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #7

If you've got wood what do you need the toys for? bluedigger Jul 2012 #10

Arr arr arr. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #14

You kill me. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #3

Is there a waiting list for the turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #4

Jiffy Pop can be used as a sex toy? Kaleva Jul 2012 #8

Trying to figure out what he does with that wedge of Orange LynneSin Jul 2012 #13

Too, too funny! graywarrior Jul 2012 #9

I had an ex-gf that knit a sweater from her Samoyed's hair. bluedigger Jul 2012 #11

The last one of these reminds us that "BOB" doesn't just stand for "Battery-Operated Boyfriend". MiddleFingerMom Jul 2012 #12

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. You have a really sick mind. You know that, don't you?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:10 AM

Jul 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

2. I noticed you already checked out that 'Make your own Sex Toys' books

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:12 AM

Jul 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. Hey babe. I've got my own wood shop. I know how to make them.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:29 AM

Jul 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

6. Seriously, wouldn't that um, leave splinters??!!!

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:42 AM

Jul 2012

yuck!

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

7. Not with 400 grit sandpaper. I'm a professional.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:49 AM

Jul 2012

bluedigger

(17,438 posts)

10. If you've got wood what do you need the toys for?

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 04:44 PM

Jul 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

14. Arr arr arr.

Reply to bluedigger (Reply #10)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 08:49 PM

Jul 2012

Baitball Blogger

(52,360 posts)

3. You kill me.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:13 AM

Jul 2012

turtlerescue1

(1,013 posts)

4. Is there a waiting list for the

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:19 AM

Jul 2012

Strunk & White "Correct your Friends"??

Makes me want to go the the little local library and see whats new? (NOT)

Kaleva

(40,365 posts)

8. Jiffy Pop can be used as a sex toy?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 03:39 PM

Jul 2012

That's what it looks like in the lower right hand corner of the book.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

13. Trying to figure out what he does with that wedge of Orange

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 08:32 PM

Jul 2012

And honestly if you look like that guy you are gonna need sex toys!

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

9. Too, too funny!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 03:51 PM

Jul 2012

bluedigger

(17,438 posts)

11. I had an ex-gf that knit a sweater from her Samoyed's hair.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2012, 04:46 PM

Jul 2012

No shit.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

12. The last one of these reminds us that "BOB" doesn't just stand for "Battery-Operated Boyfriend".