John Lennon and other dead stars to perform at Trump AZ event this Saturday (according to QAnon)

[jmbar2]

Hoo boy...

Also in the crowd at Trump’s rally will be Michael Brian Protzman, the leader of the QAnon cult that has been holed up in Dallas for the last three months predicting the return of John F Kennedy.

Protzman, known to his followers as Negative48, has amassed a huge following online by making predictions based on a bastardized version of a Jewish numerology system known as Gematria.

He convinced hundreds of people to travel from all across the U.S. to Dallas at the beginning of November to witness the resurrection of JFK and his son. Despite repeated failed predictions, dozens of his followers abandoned their lives and have remained in Dallas for the last three months.

Some of Protzman’s supporters have also spotted that Trump’s official announcement mentions “live entertainment” as part of the rally, and suggested that this will involve a band made up entirely of dead musicians and singers, including Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Janis Joplin, Tupac, and John Lennon.

This prediction follows Protzman’s own claim in November that at a Rolling Stones concert in Dallas that he forced his group to attend, the band members were replaced by Jackson, Prince, and JFK Jr., with Aaliyah providing backup vocals.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/93b3x3/trump-rally-arizona-qanon

[SoCalDavidS]

1. I Always Regret Not Having The Opportunity To See Mr. Lennon Perform

I was only 14 when he was murdered, and I was very much into him at the time. I'm sure if he had lived and been able to tour, I would have definitely seen him eventually.

I don't really want to see TFG, but if it means being able to see Mr. Lennon perform, I might make the trip out to AZ. I guess John is opening for TFG, so I can always leave when he's done with his mini-concert.

[Lunabell]

2. They need to keep John Lennon's name out of their dirty filthy mouths.

He'd never associate with the likes of QAnon. Makes me sick.

[Ocelot II]

3. Zombie concert?

[58Sunliner]

4. If they need brains they are out of luck.

[SCantiGOP]

11. That is possible, Ocelot

The Zombies could reform, if it’s the Time of the Season and you don’t Tell Her No.

[Runningdawg]

5. If John came back, at a Trump rally? It would look like Jesus clearing the temple.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. What? No Elvis?

[jmbar2]

7. If Elvis does decide to show up

Would it be young Elvis, or fat Elvis?

[jmowreader]

19. Oh, definitely the Young Elvis

If you’re going to go to the trouble of digging up and reanimating The King, why get the old one?

[malthaussen]

8. The Cognitive Dissonece is real.

I am always amazed by how little understanding of the actual people these QAnon and GOP nuts idolize they actually have. John Lennon shilling for Trump? And coming back from the dead to do it?

I mean, how can they even like Lennon, who is only the antithesis of everything they profess to believe?

-- Mal

[jmbar2]

9. I have to laugh

To think of John Lennon looking over that crowd. I'm sure he'd have some choice words to say to them.

[malthaussen]

10. I could see him doing it two ways:

He could prank them by being an over-the-top-Conservative caricature, as Stephen Colbert did, but they'd probably just take him straight, as so many did Mr Colbert.

Or he could come full-on Lennon snark, than which there is little like in the world.

-- Mal

[SCantiGOP]

12. Lennon could come on and play Instant Karma

at which time Trump would be simultaneously hit by a meteorite and lightening.

[Harker]

13. Imagine that. n/t

[TomWilm]

14. John Lennon will be playing live?

OK. That is a good enough reason for me to join the QAnon.

[jmbar2]

15. Not sure what time - if you find out, let me know.

[Trueblue1968]

16. WHAT A MORON ... Michael Brian Protzman, the leader of the QAnon cult

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Why would John Lennon perform for QAnon?

[love_katz]

18. Nope.

No way would either John Lennon or Janis Joplin ever agree to performing at a Trump rally. It sounds to me like these Q idiots just want to see how much crazy things they can get their followers to swallow. Since they are apparently willing to drink their own urine, it seems like there isn't any limit. Just another way to keep the grift going.

[jmowreader]

20. At this point...

…I can only assume QAnon has become the greatest troll in history.

I mean, come on: you’ve got a roster of left-wing politicians and celebrities that make BLM look right wing, and they’re supposed to be at a Trump rally?

Now understand, the Tupac thing might be cool - especially if every attendee got six free joints and Tupac sang a cover of “Smoke Two Joints.” (Six are necessary because the singer smokes two joints before he smokes two joints, and then he smokes two more.) But in general, leftist musicians at a Trump rally would be a disaster. For them, that is. Lennon would bring his fifty-caliber machine gun - you know, the one that goes with his field jacket - and show it off by firing it into the crowd.

[jmbar2]

21. I would pay to see that

We need to tell them that eating poop is even better than drinking pee.

Whoever the troll is, they are very good.