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kairos12

(12,877 posts) Wed Jan 19, 2022, 02:51 PM Jan 2022

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A man leans over to his wife in church and says

I'm afraid I just let out a rather large, silent explosion of gas. What should I do?

The wife says, "change your hearing aid batteries."

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A man leans over to his wife in church and says (Original Post) kairos12 Jan 2022 OP

LOL leftieNanner Jan 2022 #1

That's a good 'un! Confucius say: Man in church sit in own pew! nt abqtommy Jan 2022 #2

An oldie left-of-center2012 Jan 2022 #3

leftieNanner

(15,173 posts)

1. LOL

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Wed Jan 19, 2022, 02:54 PM

Jan 2022

I laughed so loudly that I woke up my dog.

indeed

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

2. That's a good 'un! Confucius say: Man in church sit in own pew! nt

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Wed Jan 19, 2022, 05:00 PM

Jan 2022

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

3. An oldie

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Wed Jan 19, 2022, 11:42 PM

Jan 2022

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