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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts) Fri Jan 21, 2022, 09:50 AM Jan 2022

Whenever I find bird droppings on my car, I sit on the porch eating a big plate of

scrambled eggs just to show those little bastards what I’m capable of!

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Whenever I find bird droppings on my car, I sit on the porch eating a big plate of (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 OP

And after they eat chicks inside eggs, they poop on your car Donkees Jan 2022 #1

Bastards! Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #2

... EYESORE 9001 Jan 2022 #3

Bastards! Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #4

I am right under the final approach path for Canadian geese landing on the nearby lake. HUAJIAO Jan 2022 #5

😱 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #7

This strategy only works on the right wing evangelical birds... jcgoldie Jan 2022 #6

😋🍗 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #8

Donkees

(33,745 posts)

1. And after they eat chicks inside eggs, they poop on your car

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 10:09 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

2. Bastards!

Reply to Donkees (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 10:10 AM

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EYESORE 9001

(29,889 posts)

3. ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 10:16 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

4. Bastards!

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 10:22 AM

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HUAJIAO

(2,730 posts)

5. I am right under the final approach path for Canadian geese landing on the nearby lake.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 10:55 AM

Jan 2022

And my car is red.. I can hear them now, 5..4..3..2...1.. bombs away !!!!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

7. 😱

Reply to HUAJIAO (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 01:05 PM

Jan 2022

jcgoldie

(12,046 posts)

6. This strategy only works on the right wing evangelical birds...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 11:24 AM

Jan 2022

They think those eggs are already chickens... the only way to scare off the blue birds is to eat fried chicken!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

8. 😋🍗

Reply to jcgoldie (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 21, 2022, 01:06 PM

Jan 2022

Cornflake coated of course!

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