Whenever I find bird droppings on my car, I sit on the porch eating a big plate of

[Floyd R. Turbo]

scrambled eggs just to show those little bastards what I’m capable of!

[Donkees]

1. And after they eat chicks inside eggs, they poop on your car

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Bastards!

[EYESORE 9001]

3. ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Bastards!

[HUAJIAO]

5. I am right under the final approach path for Canadian geese landing on the nearby lake.

And my car is red.. I can hear them now, 5..4..3..2...1.. bombs away !!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😱

[jcgoldie]

6. This strategy only works on the right wing evangelical birds...

They think those eggs are already chickens... the only way to scare off the blue birds is to eat fried chicken!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😋🍗

Cornflake coated of course!