Nothing is really lost until your

[Floyd R. Turbo]

wife can’t find it!

[The Magistrate]

1. We've a Bit Of Role Reversal Going On Here, Sir

I long had some sympathy with Mr. Thurber's plaintive 'I hate women, they know where things are.' Only now, I'm the one who finds her glasses or her phone when they've been mislaid....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😃

[piddyprints]

2. LOL ...

Him: Where's the vanilla?

Me: In the pantry. Look straight ahead, eye level.

Him: It's not there.

Me: {Reach around him and pull it off the shelf that's directly in front of his eyes.} Maybe you should wear your glasses.

Him: I see fine without them.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁