Names not chosen instead of "Washington Commanders":

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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Rejected names included “Washington Fugitive Slave Hunters,” “Washington War Criminals,” and “Strategically Acceptable Losses.

Football team of Washington excels in strategy of losing games to obtain highly placed draft choices, which will in turn be squandered.

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[Dr. Strange]

1. The papal chapeau is brutally droll!

[NCjack]

2. They just bulldozed past my suggestions.

The Deadskins; The Foreskins; The Virginia Turkeys.

[petronius]

3. They should have just stayed with "Football Team"

I actually liked that one...