Apparently, this joke is very old, but I just heard it the other day.
A friend of mine told me this on the phone the other day. We were talking about something, and he said "Yeah, reminds me of that old joke about blah blah blah".
I said "What old joke"?
He said you never heard it?
I said I don't think so. So he told it to me, and the way he tells a joke is hilarious in itself. He couldn't get through it without cracking himself up, which cracked me up, and then we both laughed hysterically over this dumb ass joke for about 10 minutes. It's all about the delivery. I'm sure you've heard it, or something similar, but it goes like this:
Yeah, did I ever tell you that I had a friend who was a virgin when he got married? Coincidentally, his new wife was a virgin as well, and neither of them had ever had sex before. So anyway, he had a great and festive wedding, which I attended, and it was a fantastic time.
Anyway, a few hours after I got home from the wedding, I got a phone call from my friend. He said "Listen, we're here on our honeymoon in a hotel room, and we are both standing here in our underwear, and neither one of us has any fucking idea what to do next. What the hell do I do?
So I told him "Show her your nuts".
So my friend says OK, hold on a second.
All of a sudden, I hear my friend screaming and carrying on going BLUBLUBLUBLU@@@@HUBBAWHAAAAAAWOOT!
Then my friend got back on the phone and said "OK, now what"?
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you're nuts/your nuts
about a 90 lb little person, whose testicles weighed 45 lbs. He was half nuts 
