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underpants

(197,172 posts) Mon Feb 7, 2022, 10:44 AM Feb 2022

Butt, it's funny 😁

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Butt, it's funny 😁 (Original Post) underpants Feb 2022 OP

Wouldn't you love to be that Doctor? True Blue American Feb 2022 #1

For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you Karadeniz Feb 2022 #2

😆 underpants Feb 2022 #3

What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender? GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #4

True story underpants Feb 2022 #7

That's so apposite. GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #8

Cute, but the patient is "opening himself up" to being Totally Tunsie Feb 2022 #5

😂 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 #6

That's some shitty advertising... Wounded Bear Feb 2022 #9

💩 underpants Feb 2022 #10

True Blue American

(18,579 posts)

1. Wouldn't you love to be that Doctor?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:04 AM

Feb 2022

Karadeniz

(24,762 posts)

2. For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:06 AM

Feb 2022

don't know me...and others. The medical team didn't seem to enjoy the prank as much as I did making it.

underpants

(197,172 posts)

3. 😆

Reply to Karadeniz (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:08 AM

Feb 2022

GoneOffShore

(18,035 posts)

4. What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:25 AM

Feb 2022

Proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time.

Told that to mine and he fell about laughing.

underpants

(197,172 posts)

7. True story

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 02:59 PM

Feb 2022

A friend of mine was visiting his proctologist- family history of cancer. My friend asked the Doc how he decided on proctology.

“Well I was in residence doing ER. This guy came in all cut up. He gone through the windshield of his car in a wreck. At the end I was really distraught and my attending asked what was going on. I said “I can’t do this. It’s just so horrible”

The attending (if that’s the right word) said “Have you thought about proctology?”

Huh?

“Look. When people go through a windshield they rarely do it ass first”

That’s how he chose proctology.

GoneOffShore

(18,035 posts)

8. That's so apposite.

Reply to underpants (Reply #7)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 03:48 PM

Feb 2022

Totally Tunsie

(12,013 posts)

5. Cute, but the patient is "opening himself up" to being

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:39 PM

Feb 2022

majestically punished as the doc gets his revenge!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

6. 😂

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 02:13 PM

Feb 2022

Wounded Bear

(64,628 posts)

9. That's some shitty advertising...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 04:38 PM

Feb 2022

underpants

(197,172 posts)

10. 💩

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 7, 2022, 04:44 PM

Feb 2022

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