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Butt, it's funny 😁 (Original Post) underpants Feb 2022 OP
Wouldn't you love to be that Doctor? True Blue American Feb 2022 #1
For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you Karadeniz Feb 2022 #2
😆 underpants Feb 2022 #3
What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender? GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #4
True story underpants Feb 2022 #7
That's so apposite. GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #8
Cute, but the patient is "opening himself up" to being Totally Tunsie Feb 2022 #5
😂 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 #6
That's some shitty advertising... Wounded Bear Feb 2022 #9
💩 underpants Feb 2022 #10

Karadeniz

(24,745 posts)
2. For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:06 AM
Feb 2022

don't know me...and others. The medical team didn't seem to enjoy the prank as much as I did making it.

GoneOffShore

(18,018 posts)
4. What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:25 AM
Feb 2022

Proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time.

Told that to mine and he fell about laughing.

underpants

(196,396 posts)
7. True story
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 02:59 PM
Feb 2022

A friend of mine was visiting his proctologist- family history of cancer. My friend asked the Doc how he decided on proctology.

“Well I was in residence doing ER. This guy came in all cut up. He gone through the windshield of his car in a wreck. At the end I was really distraught and my attending asked what was going on. I said “I can’t do this. It’s just so horrible”

The attending (if that’s the right word) said “Have you thought about proctology?”

Huh?

“Look. When people go through a windshield they rarely do it ass first”

That’s how he chose proctology.

Totally Tunsie

(11,845 posts)
5. Cute, but the patient is "opening himself up" to being
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:39 PM
Feb 2022

majestically punished as the doc gets his revenge!

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