Man claims to have grenade in his ass

[whathehell]

He's arrested in Las Vegas after telling people he "wants to fart"

You can't make this shit up.

https://news3lv.com/news/local/man-arrested-outside-of-strat-claimed-to-have-grenade-in-his-ass-bomb-threat-joe-rogan-illuminati
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[Emile]

1. Must be a Ted Cruz wannabe.

To be that crazy.

[whathehell]

3. Have you checked his photo?

[Emile]

6. LOL He has that crazy Jack Nicholson look!

[whathehell]

13. Yes, Jack is the standard bearer of that look, I believe

but I think this guy may have out done him.

[calimary]

2. Man, that's really reaching...

[whathehell]

4. At least he looks cheerful..

Who needs a cranky bomber, after all.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. "Pull this pin"

It's a lot more explosive than "pull my finger"

(grandpa joke)

[whathehell]

10. Touche!

[sarge43]

7. I'd paid good money to listen in on the call to the Bomb Disposal Squad.

[whathehell]

11. You and me both..

[Chainfire]

8. So the standard procedure is to remove the package from the danger area and blow it up.

You got to hate it when you are the package.

[whathehell]

9. Lol..

The bomb squad arrived at the hospital, but the doctors, it seems, had already emptied "the package".

[sarge43]

12. According to my late husband, AF ammo man,

when feasible and safe, blow it up in place.

"What to do, what ever shall we do?"

[Just_Vote_Dem]

14. Thanks for posting this

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[whathehell]

15. You're welcome!

I felt the same way, so I had to share it

[3catwoman3]

16. There are no body orifices that have not had strange...

...objects inserted in them.

When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as the unit clerk in the minor trauma side of the Emergency Department. Inside the door of one of the supply cabinets, the doctors had taped various of the foreign bodies they had removed from assorted locations.

[Emile]

18. What's even weirder, doctors saved them, LOL.

[whathehell]

20. Yeah, I found that curious too..I would have thought

docs might be afraid to go ahead without first getting an okay from the Bomb Squad.

[whathehell]

21. For some reason, that doesn't surprise me..

That said. I'd guess, not to mention hope, that bombs remain rare.

[Wicked Blue]

17. Thanks, I needed that

Should he be called a suicide farter?

[whathehell]

19. You're welcome, and, yes, I know the feeling!

My husband and I were in near hysterics when we read it. We hadn't laughed that hard in a LONG time.