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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI got hearts to give away. Tell me the corniest kids joke you have.
Those of you with none or one heart, tell me the silliest, corniest kids joke you have ever heard!
You know
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Whats big and red and eats rocks?
A Big Red Rock Eater, of course!
Lay it on me
FalloutShelter
(11,836 posts)Eclipse it.
I ?️ You too!
kimbutgar
(21,060 posts)At a river bank!
Aristus
(66,294 posts)Whos there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient c
MOO!
dixiechiken1
(2,113 posts)Haggard Celine
(16,838 posts)They keep falling through the holes in his hands. The bad kids tell that one in Sunday School on Easter.
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)Haggard Celine
(16,838 posts)much to my parents' dismay.
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)My parents would not have been amused.
Haggard Celine
(16,838 posts)I let others tell it!
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)She was close to her nieces and nephews, thought we were adorable and could do no wrong.
She would have had to bite her lip, trying not to laugh in front of our parents.
Haggard Celine
(16,838 posts)She used to go sometimes to this gay bar I frequented. She would come in the early afternoon sometimes and have a few drinks, before the place got busy. A delight to to be around, she was a great lady with a sweet spirit. She was a Franciscan, of course!
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)A teaching order. She spent most of her adult life as a teacher and principal. Loved kids. Was very with it, modern. She shucked her habit as soon as it was legal.
LastDemocratInSC
(3,646 posts)Tetrachloride
(7,819 posts)Hobbes says:
Smock ! Smock ! Smock !
progressoid
(49,952 posts)The CIEIO.
MerryHolidays
(7,715 posts)...was too tense.
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)bottomofthehill
(8,318 posts)Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)Hes a little hoarse.
CrispyQ
(36,424 posts)With tomato paste.
Irish_Dem
(46,579 posts)They are all really funny.
Who knew there were so many comedians here?
Marthe48
(16,908 posts)Because the sea weed.
My grand daughter's current favorite. lol
My grandson's favorite:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,545 posts)Theyre full of antibodies! 😁
Harker
(13,988 posts)A Jeep ran over a bag of popcorn... two kernels were killed.
Not hoping for any reward, just had to post my favorite corny joke.
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Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Washington's dead.
(This was always my dad's favorite - I remember him telling it when postage was $.05!)
sky_masterson
(416 posts)Too many Cheetahs.
Do you know what you get when you cross an elephant with a Rhino?
Elefino.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,362 posts)Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
I ran out of hearts!
mysteryowl
(7,363 posts)Annette
ornotna
(10,795 posts)An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,148 posts)Just look for his sesame seed buns!
Coventina
(27,064 posts)A dirty cotton rock-sucker!
shame on me!!