I'm a horrible person

[TrogL]

Was just listening to a jewelry commercial, something about "give her something that will take her breath away" and I was thinking it'd be less expensive to just give her Covid.



Don't bother alerting, I already did.

[MLAA]

1. Terrible! But funny!

[Deuxcents]

3. Not funny

[dchill]

7. Can we agree to disagree?

[Deuxcents]

9. Of course

I did smile before I posted b/c Covid is so terrible.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. Oh, my.

[Kali]

4. LOL!

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. I'm probably worse.

I deconstruct all commercials and assign them the worst possible message.

[cilla4progress]

6. Worth a heart

IMHO.

[TrogL]

13. Thanks

[Haggard Celine]

8. My first thought was, in my worst

NY Italian accent, "I've got somethin' that'll take your breath away, baby!"

[I_UndergroundPanther]

10. Funny

Good one. Mind if I steal it?

[TrogL]

14. Go for it

I waive copyright

[brewens]

11. An old guy at our Eagles lodge was saying he couldn't come up with a gift for his wife. I chimed in

with, "jewelry is always nice, why don't you give her a pearl necklace?" several of us were at the buddy bar and that brought the house down! Guys running away trying not to laugh or choke on their beers! Then I manage to sit there with a straight face and like, "what? what'd I say?" One of my best ever.

[TrogL]

15. Took me a few minutes

[Skittles]

12. STOP IT TROGL

YER KILLING ME

[cannabis_flower]

16. There is a commercial

For something called Legacy Box. It’s a box they sent you and you put all your “degrading” videos and pictures to be converted into digital form.

I can’t help but think degrading videos, you mean like the videos where your wife ties you up, beats you and makes you beg for more?

Of course what they really mean is videos that are degrading with age and may not be around for long if they aren’t restored. But it still makes me giggle.

[TrogL]

18. I've heard that one too

[Laffy Kat]

17. You're not a horrible person.

And I gave you a heart to prove it.

[TrogL]

19. Thanks