I told my wife I was going to the store & she asked me to pick up...

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some Scotch invisible tape.

I spent 45 minutes looking for it & couldn't find it.

That's some truth in advertising.

[DBoon]

1. did you ask the invisible store clerk for help?

[ret5hd]

2. You're not supposed to come back...

till you find it.

She’s smarter than you think!

[Blue Owl]

3. Sounds like a potentially sticky situation

[ificandream]

4. Take my wife. Please.

[PJMcK]

5. Lordy, I hope there are tapes (n/t)

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6. Well, yes there are...but there's a 45 minute gap...

could that possibly make a difference?

[lame54]

7. Most Scotch stories...

Are about seeing double

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8. Don''t drink Scotch, so I wouldn't know.