Love got you down? We think that you'll smile When you hear what we put In your government file

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Love got you down?
We think that you'll smile
When you hear what we put
In your government file

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Want a night of romance
Since love's all the rage?
We can help! We'll keep
Your kids in a cage.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
BANG BANG BANG BANG
It sucks to be you

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So sorry to hear
Your love hit the skids
Report them or else
We’ll set fire to your kids

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Roses are red
Do whatever love bids
We must secure the existence of our people
And a future for white kids

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I dream of the day
When I'll be your groom
I'll Venmo you after
You finish homeroom

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In life and and in health
You’re my lifelong muchacho
Until I’m removed by
Pelosi’s Gazpacho

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Keep falling in love
All you dreamy star-gazers
And good luck in fleeing
The Jews' secret lasers

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