Here's what I remember about a Henny Youngman routine I saw on a rerun of The

[abqtommy]

Ed Sullivan Show last night...

"My wife and I have been happily married for many years now. Every week we go out
for a romantic supper with candlelight and wine...

She goes on Wednesday night and I go on Friday!"

[Enter stage left]

1. My wife & I have been happily married for 17 years...

that's not bad out of 53.

[sop]

2. "Take my wife - Please!"

[empedocles]

3. Seems like that was a most repeated line

[nocoincidences]

4. I always identified with this one!

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady,

"Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami."

She said, "We can't do that!"

I told her, "You did it last week!"