Wanted: Individual to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don't get all orange.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

No weirdos need apply!

[Wicked Blue]

1. The invisible hand of the free market economy?

Not sure it will help you. It recently gave me the finger.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤔

[Effete Snob]

3. Good luck. It's tough to fill openings for hand jobs

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😱

[Diamond_Dog]

5. I've got to hand it to you, Floyd ....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤗

[LastDemocratInSC]

7. You could just strap on a feed bag.

https://www.chicksaddlery.com/tough-1-heavy-duty-nylon-feed-bag

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 🤔

[Blue Owl]

9. The invisible hand of the free market is perfect for such things

You'll never see the orange stains!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤔

[Wicked Blue]

10. Chopsticks! You need chopsticks!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗🥢❗️