My daughter, the deity

[frogmarch]

Her new phone case came today, and the salutation is a bit confusing.

[Skittles]

1. they sound very earnest.....

is your girl happy with the service?

[frogmarch]

2. I don't know.

I'll ask Her in prayer and wait for an answer.

[rsdsharp]

3. So did the guy in the alley in Kowloon who wanted to sell me a Rolex

for $12.

[frogmarch]

4. What a deal!

Does it keep good time?

[rsdsharp]

5. I didn't buy it. I left mine in the safe deposit box before we left for the trip.

I paid a bit more than $12 for it. I damn near had a heart attack when I saw what they are selling for now on the secondary market — like 100 times what I paid for it, and more.

[Skittles]

6. I bought a $10 watch from the back of a van outside Soldier Field 24 years ago

it still works

[rsdsharp]

8. Did the guy have a half dozen watches on each arm?

[Skittles]

9. well, he was wearing a large overcoat

so.....maybe

when my brother (who was with me) and I were talking to my mum, I mentioned the watch and my brother said, you probably shouldn't have bought it, it was probably stolen......I said, YOU BOUGHT A STEREO FROM HIM!!!

[Donkees]

7. Maybe it's from the 'Hello my name is God' phone case company on redbubble