"Opens the door like he's paying the mortgage":

[tblue37]

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Opens the door like he's paying the mortgage, then he doesn’t shut it behind him, like he’s trying to air condition the whole neighborhood.

[jaxexpat]

1. Look on his face says, "I hate paying mortgage". Doesn't smile much?

[mwooldri]

2. How long is that mortgage? 100 years?

Since the tortoise can live that long the tortoise can have a mortgage that long.

[Ziggysmom]

3. Tortoises are so amazing!

🐢🐢🐢🐢

[hippywife]

4. That's not the tweet that link goes to. nt.

[tblue37]

5. ??

[hippywife]

6. When I click your link

this is what comes up:

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[tblue37]

7. I clicked the link in your post & got the tortoise. Try scrolling up a bit. Because I want the post

I want, but not the post it's replying to, I will post the first reply to the post I want, if the reply is short and neutral. That way, the main (top) post attached to my link will be the one I actually want. Try scrolling up to the post right above the one the link directly attaches to.