Meat identification class

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Mrs. Jones brought several kinds of meat to her first grade class to see if anyone could recognize them.

The first one was beef. Sally stood up.

“Mrs. Jones, this is beef.”

The second was pork. Tommy stood up.

“Mrs. Jones, this is pork.”

The third was venison. No one stood up.

“Class, this is something your mother calls your father.” Barron Trump stood up.

“Mrs. Jones, this is dickhead.”