BREAKING: President Biden has appointed Texas Governor Greg Abbott to take down Russia's power grid.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

StandWithUkraineHat Retweeted

BREAKING: President Biden has appointed Texas Governor Greg Abbott to take down Russia’s power grid.

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[Sneederbunk]

1. The man and the hour.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. I thought this was Borowitz at first....

[SergeStorms]

5. I said the same thing.

"It has to be Borowitz ". Who knew?

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Ohhhhh, this one is going to burn Abbott's throat all of the way down! Too bad that there are some

in TX that don't pay a damn bit of attention to the people in TX and their issues, like eh, staying warm?

abbott is obviously in bed w/ another group of people (and not those paying the ultrahigh utility bills) and it isn't his fellow Texan in the street, but his billionaire crony friends, whom he's shielded from upgrading the Texas Electric Grid to prevent future negative events.

[Biophilic]

4. Dang, I loved this. First real smile of the afternoon. nt

[Wicked Blue]

6. Is this the Onion? nt

[UTUSN]

7. Bwah!1

[Totally Tunsie]

8. That's our Joe...

He always was one for working across the aisles!

[UTUSN]

9. K for, deserves a 2nd day on p.1, but ABBUTT is on PUTEEN's side, so he wouldn't help.

Am cross posting this to GD, with credit.