I understand that Putin, at 5' 7", is extremely sensitive about his short stature. SO-O-O---

[Atticus]

could some hackers invade Moscow's TV and radio broadcasts to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on a continuous loop at full volume?

How 'bout that, "Anonymous"?

[Walleye]

1. As a short person, 5 foot nothing, I approve

I got those nasty little shoes on my nasty little feet

[Turbineguy]

2. Get Shorty

[SheltieLover]

3. Lol

[VarryOn]

4. I like it! Nt

[Tanuki]

5. He walks around telling great big lies!

[ItsjustMe]

6. Why do so many short men

Have such big mouths?

Joe Rogan is also 5' 7"

[mitch96]

12. short man syndrome...nt

[sop]

7. They don't call it the Napoleon Complex for nothing.

Lots of parallels to be drawn here.

[Diamond_Dog]

8. Isn't Ron DeSatan short, too?

[3catwoman3]

9. J. Edgar Hoover was known to instruct his staff...

…to say, if anyone asked about his height, that he was “just under 6 feet.”

He was 5’7”.

[unblock]

10. "Short people" is a satirical anti-bigotry song. It's not anti-short people

It's anti-hate.

Tiny little cars? 😂

[llashram]

11. little men

like to cause big problems when sensitive about their height
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[mitch96]

13. putin is 5'6... Zelensky is 5'7.... and Z has a towering stature ...nt

[Ocelot II]

14. TFG is tall, and he's still an asshole.

[Boomerproud]

19. Putin is the only short person TFG didn't insult.

nt

[Hotler]

15. He has small hands just like whats-his-face. nt

[Doodley]

16. 5'7" is not short. By the way, I'm 6'. But this is offensive.

[TexasBushwhacker]

18. Average height for men in Russia, and the US, is 5'10"

Short men face a lot of discrimination. They get paid less. Women are less likely to date them. Short boys are often bullied. I imagine Vlad had to be an extra special bad ass to make it in the KGB.

[Sogo]

17. I like it!